HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

To all of you blessed to be mothers out there- I am wishing you the tidings of a Wonderful Day. My Mother could not have received a gift any better: Her one and only "Messiah" drove home from his Winter nest in FL just to be home with her for her big day. She is totally beside herself with joy. My hair, if I had any, could be engulfed in flames and she would be doting on him. Jealous? Eh, a little. Its the thing that she has been in my keep since November and I get nary a Thanks because she is so happy to have him around now. I assumed that we would do brunch at Oakwood. Wrong. They are going to dinner 6:00 PM (way past my bedtime). He is going to stop here early to drop off some Lit. on houses for sale in FL for me. Maybe he just wants to see me alone without her. Let's hope.

NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER FOR YOU

Dear God: The lady reading this is beautiful, classy and strong, and I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations. Help her shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love. Protect her at all times, lift her up when she needs you the most, and let her know when she walks with you, She will always be safe. Love you Girl!!!!

HOLA! FELIZ CINCO de MAYO!

Andele, arriba, its Cinco de Mayo!! We discussed having Mexican for dinner tonight. Would have to be take- out because I want good and good is labor intensive (to me). Any ideas out there for a menu? El Canelo is probably the best bet unless we do Torrero's. This will keep me busy all day! We also have a $50.00 certificate for TGIF and they do OK 'pseudo' tex/mex. I was so goofed up on my schedule that I realized too late that my website was behind for the Cinco de Mayo holiday. Rats. But, I still have Mother's Day for now. I'm doing a BOGO. Buy any item, get a free pair of earrings with the order. Do me a favor check out the ETSY link for some good deals. I am going to self grandize here. The wonderful thing about the earrings is that they are virtually weightless. One of my friends protested at lunch and lucky for me she did. She said that she "ruined" her earholes (sounds dirty) by wearing big heavy earrings and now she can't wear the bigger earrings because they pull on her poor, abused lobes. I said- "try a pair of these on"-its like you are not even wearing earrings. Sure enough, she loved them. No pull, no hurt, truly user-friendly fashion! OK enough about business. Pass on the link and you will make me a happy puppy! Tiene una grande Cinco de mayo y no bebe muchos cervecas comprende?

Facebook no,no,no

Hello Dahlings its already Monday again (Scream this part...) The hellish week of the 15 pills a day. It would be easier to give me a giant marshmallow and let me gnaw on it all day!! Like that dream about your pillow! I have CRAZY dreams-from the meds? Perhaps. Maybe I'm just crazy period. Yes, that's it. A few observations. NO OFFENSE to Asian, Eurasian, Kind of Asian... you get it. Last night the step-brat and I had a very heady and educated conversation regarding the definition of BAD Chinese food. We had bad Chinese last night. Dry, crusty, flavorless, takeout. Now we have narrowed it down to two in his new-driver range. GOLDEN WOK, CHAN-AN (3700 Peach). Perhaps Fortune Garden was having an off night, eh? One should not be able to screw up chow mien for goodness sakes. Right? I love that my boy is old enough, and resposible enough to drive now yippeee! He is really coming into his own that little shit. The other thing is Facebook. I was literally swallowed up into it a few weeks ago-OK month ago. Now, it is like some rampant, living thing all its own, and quite frankly, I don't really like it. Way too invasive for me. I'll talk when I wanna talk. That might be once a month if need be so. I have a Hell of alot more important things to do than send you a molotov cocktail to blow up Stevie the Snake got it? I got livin' to do here! For now, if you are trying to reach my Facebook... I say Face Off Teeny Bopper!! Yea.